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Da Bones Quote ListsQuotes of the Year: 2011-2012Fall 2011 and Bonerush 2012
Nick: That's the first and last time I'll ever kiss a guy. Sarah: Do you think I could take anyone in this room? 'Cause I don't. Shark: I just lost my bananas! Sarah (to Zach): I hope one day you're fat, so I can be like 'lulz, you're fat.'
Tyler: Well, my main extracurricular activity has been- Shark: Not only does she have boobs, but she's fun to talk to. Shark: I'd be better if my mouth was bigger. Scersk: It's a sandwich, you fucking philistines!
Lizzie: If it's a straight guy, I don't give a flying shit, Jared: Penis should be somewhere! Caroline: You're the worst boyfriend ever; you didn't fuck her and you didn't get her cake.
Andrew Tuba: JenWa said to wear something under my outfit so when Kathryn (at rehearsal): Is this where we're supposed to-FUCK, where are we? Sarah, on drinking whiskey: It's disgusting, but my balls just grew. Bill Murray (after we played Ghostbusters): Hey, play that one again! TCPH: ... Salvia ... which is going well. Frank (walks through door, stressed out tone): I need alcohol ... JCS: I wanna ride the massive tricycle man! Swobo: Can you die from buttsex? Sarah: Frank, I don't really understand your balls.'
The Ziz: Michael is very useful.
Kathryn: Did you go to Duff Ball?
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