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Euro-BoneComing '97

Boneingdang? in Amsterdam

May, 1997

"The hole's too small for my finger!"
--Ersk

"You move much too fast for a guy who's been smoking dope."
--Chuckie to Ersk

"You're a fine example for all stupid people."
--Ersk to Dersk

Dersk: "Everyone duck!!"
(pause)
Chuckie: "Will the beer make it!?!"

Chuckie: "Is she a romantic interest of yours, or is she a free-for-all?"
Torch: "Oh, kind of both"

(poomp!) "It's like getting a whole 'nother fresh beer."
--Chuckie upon re-opening his Grolsh beer

"My liver's full"
--Torch

"You got cheek, cheek, lip? ... Cool!"
--Mike to Dersk

Dersk: "What's on the list so far?"
Chuckie: "Cat food, soap, toilet paper, beer, stogies, weed"

Dersk: "Hanging around you guys gives me the shits."
Ersk: "...yeah, and it's only around you guys that I smell this bad."

Dersk: "Chuckie, you're looking incomprehensive."
Chuckie: "No, I'm just contemplating."
Dersk: "Chuckie, what are you thinking about."
Chuckie: "Oh, nothing."

"I can't beat what you've got."
--Jen (Torch's babelicious new roommate) to Glenn

Ersk: "Let's go outside. There's women in loose clothing."
Glen: "And there's loose women in tight clothing.."

"Bones at rest tend to stay at rest. Bones in motion tend to stop."
--Ersk & Dersk

Guy outside live sex show: "You know you want to, you well-dressed perverts."
Dersk:"I didn't think we were well dressed..."

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