Da Bones Quote Lists

Opie: "They replaced the old urinals."
RichK: "With what?"
Opie: "Um...new urinals."
Jacob: "No...alligators."

Scersk: "I ripped my shirt off after I injured my arm."
Nitro: "Interesting reaction. I didn't rip my pants off after my knee injury."

Scersk (to all): "Where are you staying?"
RichK, reaching for cards: "Asshole!"
Scersk: "You're staying in your asshole?"

Jacob: "aplughrp!" *falls off couch as he sneezes*

Winery employee to Shoe: "Now, are you a fudge fan?"
Scersk, aside: "Yeah, Steve's a fudge fan"

"But I don't want a limp thing...I want a sturdy stub."
-- Nitro on Beaker's...cell phone antenna

"I can't hear you Arsk!"
-- Scersk, speaking to Arsk's voicemail

Rico, amused by Nitro's vocabulary: "Waffles!"
Nitro: "No...'Wopples.' What are waffles?"

Chad: "I work for the D-O-D." Rico: "You work for the D-O-D-D?"
The Dodd: "You work for me, bitch."

"This party has reached a new high: Swing Out Sister"
-- Mike Barone

"Oh, I forgot about *this*."
-- Chad on Tovah being an ex-Drum Major

Scersk, (on his genetical snoring): "So I get it from my mother."
Opie: "So do I Scott...so do I."

"Yeah...Big John. He was a big guy."
-- Scersk

Chris (introducing people, not quite sober): "This is Tom. And this is Greg. He's an asshole."
Becky (embarrassed): "Trumpet! That means he plays the trumpet!"