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Chad and Rose Potocky's Wedding

September 3-5, 2010

Kathryn: SCERSK...WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU HERE? IT'S CHAD'S GODDAMN WEDDING TOMORROW,
AND HE'S HERE!
Chad: Scersk...I am going to get married tomorrow...to you.
-- Part of a voice mail left on Scersk's phone, because he was too lame to come to the Bone-
Fossil Happy Hour before the wedding

Kathryn: Rich Hovorka...Rich Hovorka AHHHHHHHHH.
Rich: What the fuck is your obsession with that song?!

He's the ugliest man in band...because he's ugly on the inside.
-- Rico (but not the first person whose originally said it)

I don't just stick things in my mouth willy-nilly!
-- Priscilla, Scersk's "squeeze"

I'm old enough now that people I know get knocked up on purpose.
-- Liz Gall

Jeff: Are you Arab?
Liz Pomper: I'M COLD!

Where did I put my cock?
-- Scersk

Scersk, stop dry-humping everything!
-- Rich Hovorka

I have man-tit all over my glasses. (Later): Scersk, you like, spooged on my glasses...I can't
get it off!
-- Todd, after being dry-humped by Scersk

Why did you buy bottled water, you sick fuck?
-- Dan Gu, to Jeff

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